Monday, 5 May 2014

CHIBOK- Questions Arising

Since the news broke, the nation has been in a frenzy over the kidnapping of schoolgirls in Chibok, Borno State. On the 14th of April 2014 Islamic militants suspected to be members of the terrorist group Boko Haram, broke into the Government College Chibok and kidnapped well over 200 girls who were in the process of writing their final year exams.

Over the course of the almost three weeks between then and now, there have been several different reports on the case, and rather than nearing resolution, the case just gets even more befuddling with each new report.
At the weekend of 4th May, roughly 18 days after the girls were taken, we got our first official response from the federal government on the issue, not by means of a national address or communicae, but by passing reference to the case in the President’s media chat, and commentary by the Presidential Spokesperson on a reported declaration by the US Secretary of State to help bring the girls home.
This Day newspaper reported that the US Secretary of State gave a speech in Ethiopia, in which he mentioned that the US had not been hitherto involved in the case, but was pledging their support to help bring the girls home and that this effort would commence in the days following his speech. Only on the heels of this speech did we get our first insight into the stance of the presidency, and indeed what has been done so far to bring the girls home.
While I am still pondering over that, there is a presidential media chat on the evening of the same day, and while I don’t usually subject myself to the torture, I had to watch this one, because of course the nation’s most burning issue had to be addressed, right? Well 3 or so minutes to the end of the interview one of the media men finally addresses the elephant in the room. I’ll get to his answer in a minute…
A number of burning questions have been raised by the whole social media frenzy and preponderance of unsubstantiated reports, mainly due to a lack of communication by government. So much so that some people have wondered if there ever was really a kidnapping? Was this just another ruse to distract us from the abysmal state of affairs in the nation?
Here are some of the questions raised, and the answers I have gleaned, between the newspaper report and the media chat. Mind you, I am not promising you satisfactory answers, just the answers that exist.
Q1        How are there close to 300 girls in an exam year in a Government Secondary School in Chibok, northern Nigeria?
A           All the final year students in the Chibok area had been relocated to the Government College to take their exams. WAEC had requested that all exam centres in the North-East be relocated to the state capitals to afford greater security, and also because they had lost some staff before in accidents while trying to reach the rural exam centres. The Borno state governor responded in writing, stating that he would provide adequate security for the schools. Subsequently about 530 students, 395 male and 135 female were registered at the Chibok exam centre, being students of that school and several other schools in the area. Boarding facilities were only available to the female students.

Q2        Did the Borno State government give the parents of the abducted girls a sum of money? If so, what was this money meant for?
A           This report is unsubstantiated. The girls have not been declared dead. Indeed the search for them has not even commenced! It is very premature to be offering compensation to the parents now- not that it would help in any case. It would be irresponsible of any government to do this.

Q3         Why is it impossible to determine the exact number of girls missing?
A           There was a mix of girls from various schools in the boarding facility. Some of the girls registered for the exams at the school may have chosen not to board at the school, and some of the girls were reported to have escaped from their kidnappers earlier on in the case and are now with their parents. All of these make it hard to put an exact number to it.
My personal opinion though is that if the authorities cared enough, a simple case of deductions would bring us to that number. We have the total number of girls registered for the exams. The school should have a total number of girls that decided to board for the exams and were therefore present in the school that night. The school can and should contact every parent that had a child in the school that night to determine whether or not their child was one of the ones who managed to escape. A little Arithmetic manipulation and we have a number! But of course we don’t have a number because only the first variable seems to be certain!

Q4        Three weeks after the kidnap, our president vows in a nationally televised media chat, to bring the girls back home, if only the parents would cooperate and give the police information about the missing girls- pictures and names and the like (that's his response to the media man who broached the subject). ???
A           Errr, First of all- why are their names and pictures essential to them launching a rescue attempt? We are talking about over 200 girls abducted en-masse! Are you going stop each girl you find and search through a database of 200+ pictures? As far as we know the girls are still together in groups, and in one place up until last week!
              Secondly- the girls were writing their final exams, organized by a national body- WAEC. I think it is safe to assume that WAEC would have a list of names and indeed passport photographs of every girl that was registered for the exam at that school. Indeed the WAEC boss has indicated that they DO have those details.
              Third, was there actually a structured avenue set up for the parents/guardians to provide information, assuming that was necessary? Were they just supposed to go to the nearest neighborhood police station and hope that information would get passed along until it reaches the right person; or were they supposed to fly to Abuja and drive up to Aso Rock or to the Police IG’s office and demand audience?

Q5         Why has it taken 3 weeks to get any word from the Presidency on this?
A            Your guess is as good as mine.
             World over it is a known fact that the first 72 hours after a kidnapping are the most vital to the possibility of a successful rescue- I’ve watched enough TV and read enough books to know this for a fact. After this the trail grows progressively colder. Now in this case, up to two weeks after the kidnapping, reports were still coming in of sightings of the girls within a certain area. First there were reports they were moved from one bush location to another, and then they were reported to have crossed the border towns into Chad and Cameroon in smaller groups. The chances of retrieving ALL the girls are getting slimmer. The chances of retrieving them undamaged are now non-existent.
              Hurry up with those pictures already people!

Q6         What is the stance of our first lady in all this?
A           Well on Friday night, 2.5weeks after the abduction, she holds a meeting with stakeholders and at the end of it issues an ultimatum to the Borno State government to bring the girls back or else she will march to Borno government house- I’m sure the governor is shaking in his shoes now and rushing to get them this minute. She says they might as well kidnap her too if they don’t bring the girls back. Hmmm
              I have just watched a youtube video of part of that meeting- the dame is sitting on her throne pointing fingers, shaking her fist and tongue-lashing various people for their part in this fiasco, then in a scene Nollywood would be proud of, she reminds everybody that we are all accountable to God- at least I think that’s what she’s doing- and then takes up her spotless handkerchief and promptly bursts into tears, accompanied by loud wailing and sniffing, after the handkerchief goes over her face.
 
I’m exhausted now, and despondent. My 7th question was going to be why is everyone pleading with the US and the international community to come save our girls? It’s not like our government (who have the primary responsibility) have tried and failed.
              People are chastising the international community for keeping quiet in the face of this disaster; given the reactions to the recent disasters- the case of the disappearing plane and the unfortunate drowning of South Korean kids when their ferry capsized. I don’t think these situations are similar- Flight Mh370 had citizens of several different countries on it, took off from one country headed to another, and came down supposedly in the waters of yet another. It truly is an international disaster involving many nations, and even in this international case, the primary country of concern led the search first, before the other nations took over.
Our situation could and should have been managed by our government. I’m sure the world expected it to have been dealt with swiftly and decisively, given that over 200 young girls were involved, they were minding their business when it happened, and throughout this fiasco people have known exactly where those girls were to a good level of accuracy, and they have shared that knowledge publicly. So much so that some distraught parents attempted to launch their own ill-equipped rescue bid. An ill-advised course of action, but action all the same!
At this point though, knowing all of this and still convinced that it is our responsibility, I am forced to add my voice to the plea for international assistance, because at least then we would be doing something while there’s still a chance of getting most if not all of the girls back. Please, come help BRINGBACKOURGIRLS!!!

Wednesday, 29 January 2014

Of Warriors and Downward Dogs

So I attended my first ever yoga class today.

Why?
Because this year I'm resolved to try new things, and to act at least once on as many of the far-out thoughts I have everyday as I can. That's besides all the wonderful benefits of yoga, which I'm sure you can read all about elsewhere.

During the course of this 60 minute class, I had a number of epiphanies:

1) I have slowly but surely crept from being 'slightly overweight' to just plain overweight

2) The 360 degree mirror is one of the cruelest inventions ever . I shall no longer laugh when I watch 'How Do I Look' and the 'fashion victim' appears startled when they walk into the 360 degree mirror and see how really bad they look

3) You should never attempt to do Yoga on anything but an empty or near empty stomach!

4) You don't need to wear gym shoes to a yoga class, you're gonna take them off anyway! (I know that one should be obvious, but it wasn't, so there)

5) A well padded waistline is not only a nuisance when you're trying to find a skirt that works, or to pour yourself into that dress you bought last summer and only got to wear once -Why oh why are there so many moves that require you to draw your knees up to your chest?

6) I'm a sweater. No, not agora or cashmere, the water and urea type. I mean bucketloads of it. Okay maybe that one wasn't really an epiphany, but I marveled at the fact that I was the only one dripping all over the mat and floor while the other two ladies just had an elegant sheen of perspiration on their foreheads. And this one's not even about being overweight. I've been all sizes, and I sweat. And yes, I did remember to wipe the mat, even though I'm certain they're disinfected everyday.

7) 'Fluid' took on a new meaning. Really? You're supposed to transition smoothly from being upside side to the 'Hu' position within seconds without losing your balance?

8) My legs are disproportionately long- a trait I share with Wendy Williams. I'm only about 5ft 8" but I have to shop for 'long' or 'tall' pants otherwise my hem is flapping around my ankle like a relic from 'That 70s Show' as I walk. Anyway, this proportion is why I believe its impossible for me to keep my knees straight and my palms on the floor at the same time. I may get better at it with time, but I'm just not sure I'll ever be able to fully assume that particular posture.

Verdict?
I'm glad I went. The cost of one class is much less than I would spend on extras at the supermarket, or dash the random person asking for money, or spend on the unnecessary 'treat' at the drive-in window or ice-cream parlor.
I'm on the road to wellness, and if I lose weight in the process as I'm sure I will, hurray for me, even though I'm not making that the object of my wellness/fitness plan this year.

Bring on the spinning class!

Tuesday, 12 November 2013

Feeling The Heat

I read with sadness, the news about a Lagos lady who met an untimely death from a faulty water heater in her home.  She was electrocuted while trying to take a bath. As a result we have been advised to switch off the heater before turning on the taps.
Now I recently got a heater installed in my bathroom which has no water storage facility. The water is heated as it passes through the heater. This means that the only way I can have a warm shower or bath is to have the heater on while I'm having the bath or shower.
You see my predicament?
A friend suggested that I revert to the 'bucket and bowl' method. Mix the water in the bucket, then turn off the heater and use warm water out of the bucket.
Its been quite a few years since I've had to do that. Not to sound like a snob, but I think I've outgrown that method.
Its what I did out of necessity back in the day in secondary school where it was sometimes just bowl, as that was all the water you had anyway.
Its what I did growing up when very few houses had showers. It just wasn't the norm.
Its what I did back when we were a young married couple and lived in an area where we rarely had running water or if we did there was not enough pressure to make it run in our upstairs flat.
Incidentally, I have since moved to a 'much better' neighborhood where there is zero government running water. At least it ran occasionally in the former neighborhood!
Yet I have gone to great pains (and no small expense) to ensure that I can take a shower, a warm shower in my bathroom in my current neighborhood.
So picture this, I somehow constantly ensure that I have water, that it is at least safe for household use, that it can flow through the taps in the house, that it can flow through my 'rain' shower upstairs, and finally that it can flow at the temperature at which I require it to- lukewarm...and now I can't have a shower?
I can't have a shower because I am in a nation filled with mostly fraudulent workmen and tradesmen who charge you for the original product and supply you with the counterfeit.
I can't have a shower because I am in a nation filled with fraudulent- again, mostly- builders who know what the real deal looks and smells like but would rather fill the house with cheap fittings that give out under the first sign of strain. You buy a fully finished house at the cost of a fully finished house and you have to strip all the electrical fittings and plumbing before its livable.
I can't have a shower because despite how hard it is for an individual to ship in even personal effects into this country, merchants are shipping in container loads and shiploads of defective merchandise from all over the world everyday.

Now while I'm busy weighing my options- the daily possibility of electrocution or the imminent fall back to the bucket-and-bowl class, I read a comment on Facebook.
Someone again shared the unfortunate story of the lady who got electrocuted, and as we are wont to, several people gave their comments, informed and otherwise.
One uninformed gentleman dared to rub salt into my wounds by commenting that 'this is a classic example of the saying that hard work does not kill, but too much affectation does'.
His exact comment below:

This is what Yoruba says as Ise kin Pa'yon ayo lo pa yon" why do we need hot water heater in Nigeria. A little cold shower is good for all of us. But Feel sorry for the poor woman. May her soul rest in peace.

Now I do not personally know this gentleman. We just share a mutual Facebook friend, so I resisted the strong temptation to comment.
By the way, I now fully understand how all those Twitter and FB wars are started. Its by someone making a d***khead comment about something they know little or nothing about, and some other person being unable to resist the urge to set them straight.

People take warm baths or showers for various reasons: 
For people, usually very young or very old, who are unable to properly regulate their body temperatures. The body is at a higher temperature fresh from sleep, so turning a cold shower on those people could well kill them!
A hot or warm bath to relax at the end of a stressful day
Some people, like me, have a condition where they itch like a leper (not sure lepers actually itch, but you get my drift) for the next couple of hours if they bath in water of a temperature significantly lower than their body temperature
Or how about some people just prefer the feel of warm water!

Whatever the reason, I say to each their own.
It is almost uncouth to make a statement like the one this gentleman has made simply because you have a different preference!
No, a little cold water is NOT good for ALL of us.

If this viewpoint were correct why should anybody wear green, when you could wear red or orange?
Why would anybody live in Ikeja, when we could all be living in Surulere or Ikoyi?
Why travel, when you can stay in your own little corner of the world and never experience anything different?

Dear Mr. Facebook commenter, its different strokes for different folks. Learn a little more about the world before you make such sweeping statements.

And no, I refuse to be relegated back to the bucket-and-bowl class.  I shall each day step into my shower with my heart in my throat and a prayer on my lips